Tuesday, March 2, 2010

Adventures with Edward: All My Dolls

Setting:  the set of the new soap opera series called "All My Dolls".


"Aaaand ACTION!"

"Bella, I'm sure glad we're finally together.  I like having you as my woman."  Edward puts his arm around Bella.  Well, as much as his plastic elbows allows.

Bella snuggles next to Edward's plastic pea coat. "Yeah.  Me too.  Oh, so I made this for you.  It's to go with your scarf."


Edward takes the hat and puts it on.  Bella was thoughtful enough to account for his spikey stick uppy hair.  So sweet.

Edward slips it on and turns to Bella.  "Whaddya think?  Is it me?"

Bella taps her chin thoughtfully.

Suddenly, the other dolls point their fingers hands and laugh at Edward.

"HAHAHAHA You look like a dork."

Edward rips the hat off his head and mutters "You guys suck."

Edward #2, seeing this as a chance to steal Bella's attention shouts, "I'll wear it!"

However, as soon as Edward #2 puts on the hat, he realizes he does, indeed, look like a dork and takes it off. 

Turning to Edward Noir, he says "hey man, you wanna try it on?"

Edward Noir sniffs in disgust.  "Are you kidding me?  I am way too cool to wear that thing".

Edward #2 looks pointedly down at Edward Noir's brown shoes with his black suit and blue shirt.  "Gee, Ed, I think you should've been a little more choosy when you got dressed.  You don't match at all."

Edward Noir rolls his plastic eyeballs.  "Whatever.  I'm still too cool."

Edward faces Bella and says in his sultry hushed vampirey voice, "I'm sorry Bella.  I was wrong to not wear your hat.  Would that make you happy?"

Bella, ever dramatic, turns away from Edward and says quietly, "I'll have to think about it.  I need to be alone.  And...just so you know, I think your scarf has a hole." 

Edward takes a deep breath and turns to Edward #2 and Edward Noir.  "Guys, I need my hat back.  I'll look like a dork but I'll have Bella.  So.  Give it here."

Edward #2 reluctantly gives back the hat.  He must think of other ways to steal the affections of Bella.

Love.  It's a tricky complicated crocheted thing.

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16 comments:

Aunt Vam said...

I still would like to take Edward ice-fishing...

Jenny Bunny said...

Oh... umm... I was chuckling. It was funny. Then I was shaking my head at myself for laughing.

But you are funny, so yeah....

robin said...

my stomach is all in knots! what will happen next!? i sure hope bella doesn't screw this up......

Nocona said...

Is that a New Moon Edward Barbie? I did not know they made one of those.

w said...

hahahahaha! awesome. absoultely awesome.

also. it's true. edward noir should have black shoes. sunglasses edward doesn't speak much. is he mute?

Much More Than Mommy said...

The cinematography really helps you feel the emotion in each and every scene. And I'm not even being sarcastic.

Did Bella *really* like the hat??

Sara said...

haha Awesome. These crack me up.

The Retired One said...

Yeah, but if Edward wore that hat in NYC, he'd look like a pimp and then we would have a whole new post about that....(hint, hint)....
because, girlfriend...that is a PIMP HAT , if I ever saw one!!!!
hahaaaaabwahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Anonymous said...

LOL!

Lemonade Makin' Mama said...

Oh man just what I needed. I'm not kidding when I say that I laughed out loud. In fact, I may have alarmed my family slightly...

The "Plastic pea coat" had me howling.

I'm going to give this blog a shout out on one of my posts next week, on the 10th.

Please keep em coming. My girlfriends and I love these!

ElegantSnobbery said...

Dang, that Edward Noir is sexay! Even with brown shoes, although wtf? He needs an Alice Cullen doll to dress him.

Jeanneoli said...

First time here and I will be back....hilarious!!!!

Farmgirl Paints said...

You are such a hoot! Miss Lemonade Makin' Mama sent me over and it was not disappointing.

julie said...

i just found your site from lemonade makin momma...this made me laugh...i'm now a follower :)

Tammy said...

What a way to make my day! lol! I want to put your button on my blog but it won't let me, tried doing it the way you suggested but it wouldn't work! I want to be able to pop over here all the time and let my Twilight friends know all about you. Hey, I found the sparkly Edward the other day and thought of you...no, I didn't buy it!

Linda said...

Utterly and completely awesome. I own the Edward and Bella Barbies. I have kept them in their boxes to keep them off of each other.

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