"Bella, I'm sure glad we're finally together. I like having you as my woman." Edward puts his arm around Bella. Well, as much as his plastic elbows allows.
Edward takes the hat and puts it on. Bella was thoughtful enough to account for his spikey stick uppy hair. So sweet.
Bella taps her chin thoughtfully.
Suddenly, the other dolls point their
Edward rips the hat off his head and mutters "You guys suck."
Edward #2, seeing this as a chance to steal Bella's attention shouts, "I'll wear it!"
However, as soon as Edward #2 puts on the hat, he realizes he does, indeed, look like a dork and takes it off.
Turning to Edward Noir, he says "hey man, you wanna try it on?"
Edward #2 looks pointedly down at Edward Noir's brown shoes with his black suit and blue shirt. "Gee, Ed, I think you should've been a little more choosy when you got dressed. You don't match at all."
Edward Noir rolls his plastic eyeballs. "Whatever. I'm still too cool."
Edward faces Bella and says in his sultry hushed vampirey voice, "I'm sorry Bella. I was wrong to not wear your hat. Would that make you happy?"
Edward #2 reluctantly gives back the hat. He must think of other ways to steal the affections of Bella.
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