Monday, January 4, 2010

Adventures with Edward: Edward gets arrested

Setting: Texas.


"It all started out so innocently," Edward says. "I was just doing a little sightseeing. I even got a Tshirt that said THE LONESTAR STATE in honor of my trip. Here's what happened...

First stop, the Alamo.


It was kind of boring, so I headed over to the Riverwalk.



Well, THAT was kind of boring so I got ... distracted. And maybe carried away.


First I found me a car.


And that was cool and all, riding around town. And then I came across the President. Or maybe it was a look alike?


Anyways, we posed. He liked my Texas Tshirt and I liked his red tie. We partied down, told jokes, I pushed his bobble head around. Good times.

Then I thought, you know what would be REALLY fun? To drive a REAL car. So I found me a nice car with a sweet sound system and just when I was blasting some Journey...

... that's when the po-po found me. And by "po-po" I mean big hairy uniformed guys in a big hairy car with flashing lights.

They didn't think my little joy ride was all that cute, even when I started throwing down some gangsta rap, so...



...I had to put my hands behind my back. It was just like one of those COPS shows. Only, I'm a plastic doll, and my arms only bend so much. So those policemen had themselves a little mini-conference to discuss how to transport me. This is what they decided:



And there I was, handcuffed and strapped into the car.

I wondered if Bella Doll would think I was a trouble maker, would she post bail? Would Edward Sunglasses make a second appearance? How would Bella Doll even know I'm in jail? What happened to my scarf? HOLY COW I GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE.

And that's when I woke up.



PSYCH. You think I actually got arrested? Psh.

But I had you going there, didn't I?"

12 comments:

Hannah said...

I'm not a Twilight fan, but that was hilarious :D

Much More Than Mommy said...

*whew* I was so worried about Edward!!

And he was in Texas and couldn't find a W bobble head to stand next to? Whassup widdat? ;-)

Insanitykim said...

Hahahha oh man...

Edward and his dreams...it's all that superglue he sniffs...

robin said...

Does Bella doll share the tree with Edward??????????????

Aunt Shanon said...

Edward found the Alamo boring? What the??? Obviously he didn't pay attention while he was there. If he says anything like that about The Alamo again, I'm going to let Rosir Thr Riviter kick his little plastic butt. Hahahahaha

w said...

poor edward. dreaming about he po-po. it must be what he's eating. are you giving him beef or pork?

The Retired One said...

Hahahaaaaaaaa....
The Po-Po.....
haaaaabwhaaaaaa..
And the bobble head???
Lord help me!

ElegantSnobbery said...

Fantastic.

melinda lee said...

I am pleased that Bella is not involved with this post.

Anonymous said...

It is with great happiness that I now am caught up on all the posts of this very imaginative blog. This is right up my sense of humor alley. And you even managed to getting knitting into it! :) Well done, Sam

Lemonade Makin' Mama said...

Can I just tell you that I have never loved/laughed at a blog so much before? I sent this link to four of my girlfriends who are going on a girls weekend to Forks with me next weekend. I wanted to say thank you for the visit on my SITS day and I needed the laugh so much today. This is great. You are hysterical.

Just Jenn said...

I am not exactly a Twilight fan... gasp!! but this blog post was funny! Some of my friends did a little video series once... I was in the third movie? Penelope. Very similar humor! ;) I will send all my Twilight fans here... well.. the ones that blog! LOL!

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