Friday, April 9, 2010

Adventures with Edward: Edward Sunglasses in a sticky situation

Setting:  Kitchen of the human

"Anyone seen my shield?  I'm late for the Renaissance Festival!", Edward Sunglasses shouts.

"You're such a dork, Edward Sunglasses.  Nobody uses shields anymore," says Edward.

"Well, it came in your box!  What else are you gonna use it for?" Edward Sunglasses shrugs.

Grinning mischievously, Edward slides over a suspicious dish.

Edward Sunglasses stares. "What in the blue blazes is shield??"

Edward laughs uproariously.

"IT'S JELLO!  YOU KNOW...JELLO?  HAHAAHAHA JELLO!"  Edward guffaws.  "Oh man, I got you!  I sooo got you!"

 "You big dummy.  Now I gotta fish that shield gross."  Edward Sunglasses tentatively digs in. 

Unfortunately, Edward Sunglasses doesn't bend so well.

"This is so much worse than that time I only had ground turkey from the tube to eat."
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