"Anyone seen my shield? I'm late for the Renaissance Festival!", Edward Sunglasses shouts.
"You're such a dork, Edward Sunglasses. Nobody uses shields anymore," says Edward.
"Well, it came in your box! What else are you gonna use it for?" Edward Sunglasses shrugs.
Grinning mischievously, Edward slides over a suspicious dish.
Edward laughs uproariously.
"You big dummy. Now I gotta fish that shield out...so gross." Edward Sunglasses tentatively digs in.
Unfortunately, Edward Sunglasses doesn't bend so well.