Friday, April 9, 2010

Adventures with Edward: Edward Sunglasses in a sticky situation

Setting:  Kitchen of the human

"Anyone seen my shield?  I'm late for the Renaissance Festival!", Edward Sunglasses shouts.



"You're such a dork, Edward Sunglasses.  Nobody uses shields anymore," says Edward.

"Well, it came in your box!  What else are you gonna use it for?" Edward Sunglasses shrugs.


Grinning mischievously, Edward slides over a suspicious dish.

Edward Sunglasses stares. "What in the blue blazes is that...wait...is that...my shield??"

Edward laughs uproariously.

"IT'S JELLO!  YOU KNOW...JELLO?  HAHAAHAHA JELLO!"  Edward guffaws.  "Oh man, I got you!  I sooo got you!"


 "You big dummy.  Now I gotta fish that shield out...so gross."  Edward Sunglasses tentatively digs in. 

Unfortunately, Edward Sunglasses doesn't bend so well.


"This is so much worse than that time I only had ground turkey from the tube to eat."

14 comments:

ElegantSnobbery said...

Please tell me this is a to-be-continued post... because I have to see how that Renaissance faire went for Edward Sunglasses.

Jennie said...

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! OH GAWD, I missed these.

BugginWord said...

It's all going to end in a drunken jello wrestling match, isn't it?

The Retired One said...

Too funny....I can't believe you actually put the shield IN JELLO and set it to do this post....Gawd, I love how your mind works!!!!
:0}

Insanitykim said...

Bobblehead Dwight would be so proud! I bet he would friend Ed Sunglasses in a second...and plot to fire Pocket Ed...so Dwight could be assistant to the sparkly vampire...

Much More Than Mommy said...

Where's the 'No Jell-O was harmed in the making of this episode" disclaimer?!?

Tammy said...

ROFL!

Lemonade Makin' Mama said...

Oh my word. The fact that you not only created a jello mold for this, but that you referenced a Renaissance fair, AND a tube of ground turkey makes you the funniest person I know. Dying over here girl!!!

w said...

poor edward sunglasses.

also. he looks like he's doing a pummel horse move.

Dena Daw said...

ROFL!!!!!!
This blog is awesome! I found it via Marisa...excellence!!!!

Pat Tillett said...

I saw your comment at Joan's blog, "the retired one." I took a chance and clicked you link! I'm glad I did, because this is great!
If you don't mind, I'm going to tag along.
thanks!
patricktillett.blogspot.com

Trixie and Tess said...

LOL!! Hilarious! We love it! We play with our Edward dolls too!

Tess♥

Lemonade Makin' Mama said...

Please come back....

:)

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