Setting: the computer, where the latest episode of “Men Dolls” is airing
Edward, standing in front of the computer, stares avidly at his favorite show, Men Dolls.
Edward thinks it’s a crying shame that TNT hasn’t picked up this show yet. For now, he will just have to make do with weekly episodes on the innernets.
Edward thinks that Edward Cullen is one handsome doll. Plautonically.
Edward reads the dialogue and laughs uproariously.
Edward wonders what will happen on next week’s episode.
He also thinks that Michael Vartan Doll has a huge forehead.