Adventures with Edward

What? What’s that, Edward? You want out of your box?




Ok, there. Feel better?



Well, what would you like to do first, Edward? Perhaps we shall watch a movie. Hmm… what about this?



Oh don’t be so modest, Edward. Have a seat. Feeling a bit peckish? Here’s you a snack.



Oh dear. I wasn’t thinking. Let me see what else I have… Hmm, it seems this is all I’ve got in the way of animal products, Edward. Hope this works.



…it seems I must be better prepared when entertaining a vampire.