Setting: The Barbie Mansion
One day, Edward is kickin it in the Barbie Mansion.
He’s watching his favorite show:
LOST. Best show EVER. He settles in and watches a re-run. He’s very confused.
A commercial comes on. Edward is instantly captivated.
“The Micro-Snuggie*!” he shouts. “Please can I get one? Please? Pleeeeeeaaaaasssseeee?”
And because I’m a sucker for cute vampire dolls, I say yes.
Edward orders a Snuggie to match his scarf.
Three weeks later, it arrives.
Edward tries it on.
“Well, whaddya think?” Edward says, standing ever so proudly in his new Snuggie.
“Erm, very…manly,” I say.
Edward goes back to watching LOST re-runs. He feels like he’s in the Snuggie infomercial. Too bad there’s no Barbie remote.
Durned if I’m not jealous of Edward’s Snuggie.
* This is not actually a Snuggie. Please do not contact Snuggie asking for a Snuggie, else I shall be sued